February 8, 2010

My First Unwelcomed Belly Rub From a Stranger.

I knew it would happen at work.  In the elevators from hell.

The lady was older, very nice, and thanked me for not getting all weird when she did it.

Ummm...HELLO? I was defenseless.  For starters, I'm an employee here and can't go losing my sh*t on people.  Then, in two hands I am managing to carry a large coffee, a 32oz water, a plate of hashbrowns, and a fork.  I should have poked her with it.  Too many witnesses.

2 comments:

melissa said...

Hahah! You're too funny!

Melaina25 said...

It must be an American thing, because I totally expected it, but never got a single hand on my bump that wasn't expected.

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