July 7, 2008

My new hobby-to-be

No, not hubby...hobby. While I *am* gaining a hubby this month, that isn't what this post is about.

I work in a profession that keeps me continuously surrounded by healthy, active, and athletic people - yet I am not one. Not anymore anyway.

Against all the odds (young parents who weren't involved in sports in any way shape or form), I was a VERY athletic child and that lasted all the way through high school and into the army. My big sports were volleyball, skiing, and softball, and every once in awhile I'd take a break from one of those (or add more to whatever I was doing already) and at some point also played water polo, basketball, track & field (shotput, discus, and javelin) and I'm sure I'm missing one. At one point in the army I was on 3 different teams at once and still doing our morning PT every day at 6:30.

Anyway, then came college and the overwhelming desire to rest whenever I had the chance. I can't imagine why.

Now...I need to do something. To start something and be involved with something that is good for me and relieves stress instead of piling on more than I already have. A goal.

Unfortunately I am in a profession where in most settings, the hours are usually sporadic, completely unpredictable, and usually long.

I could join a gym. Going to the gym to just "work out" is something I dread. It's boring. The scenery never changes. I never feel good really after going to the gym. And I certainly don't want to pay for it (or the gas to get there).

I could join a local recreational sports league, like the 30+ soccer team a friend of mine was encouraging me to join with her (she plays all the time). This is right up my alley! I would love this! Ah...but no. I can't commit to any one or two nights of the week on a regular basis. I might have Tuesday (or any other) night free one week, work it the next, and have it off for 3 more, and then work 6 straight. So, while it might be ok for me to just show up when I can, I am not ok with a team of people not being able to count on me to show up to something. So that's out.

What's left?

Running.

I have never been a good runner, or a general fan of it really (probably because I'm so slow)...but after 5 years in the army of runnining anywhere from 2-10 miles a day 4-5 days a week, I know I am capable. I know I love running through the woods or through parks around airfields, rain or shine. And I felt great afterwards. Refreshed. Especially if I pushed myself hard enough to keep the rest of the slow chicks motivated. I can run anywhere. Almost any time. My refreshed, newly-non-smoking heart could use the work, and this extra 30 lbs of lazy bullshit I'm packing around could really use a genuine hint that it's not welcome on this ass and gut anymore. And now I live in a pretty tree-lined neighborhood just asking for me to explore it, make friends with it, and love it.

I don't need a certain day of the week. I don't need a membership. I can be outdoors. And better yet, I can still nurture my competitive side.

With myself.

And of course, these:



They are Nike's. They have what I need for the mechanics of my foot, they were comfortable, and they were on clearance. The next pair will be much sweeter, I assure you. For now, I'm entitled to my starter running shoes...kinda in the way people are allowed a starter marriage. Or 2.

Do people name shoes like they name bikes? If so I might have to call them Scooby & Scrappy....but probably not.

In other news...

Smiley, happy babies are the most adorable summer job ever:



We had a damn good time today. Here he was really enjoying my Lil' Jon impressions.

My to-do list has been butchered down to 49 items. Wish me luck on knocking a few more off tomorrow!

I think I'm a little emotional right now.

This made me cry - it's just so freakin sweet!

http://www.cyberthing.net/video-play.php?id=105

July 6, 2008

Men suck during wedding planning.

Hi, my name is C. and I'm not going to have an opinion about anything (ever) and then once in awhile throw one out there like it's mattered to me all along and throw off whatever your plan or idea was. Among many other (more important) things I've changed my mind about in the last month I just decided that I think koozies are dumb and that I've never heard of wedding favors anyway.

20 days until I can feel like a sane normal person again.

July 2, 2008

I am dumb. Or blind. Take your pick.

I have to give my number to a lot of kids and their parents in my line of work. I felt a little silly (not to mention unprofessional) writing it on whatever random piece of paper one of us could scrounge up, so I asked my boss to send me the picture of our company logo so I could order some business cards for free through Vistaprint. He told me no, don't worry about it, he'd order some for me and pay for it. Ok, sweet.

So I stop in there one day (I don't work in the office) and he shows me the proof of them and has me double check all the spellings, credentials, etc. We fixed a few things (added my soon-to-be last name) and it looked good to go. Ok. Sweet.

They came in yesterday and I picked them up, felt all excited and professional about them (you don't typically have business cards in the army) and brought them home. I had them in my purse and pulled one out to show my friend today...

What is the first thing she says?

"That's not how you spell your first name is it?"

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Yes, folks. I looked at my business cards several times before they were ordered and after they came AND DIDN'T NOTICE MY OWN NAME SPELLED WRONG.

WTF? What the hell else was I looking at when I was checking them over?

I wonder if this has anything to do with the 55 (yes...fifty-five) stupid life/wedding/grad school/parking ticket related things on my to-do list.

Is it August yet?

July 1, 2008

Sports Announcers

Remember in the movie Anchorman, the ladies at the news station let Veronica corningstone know that Ron Burgundy will ready anything written on the teleprompter..."And I mean A. Ny. Thing." as a way to get back at him?

I'm convinced that sports announcers do the same thing, because I just heard the term...

...wait for it...

"Fractured Testicle"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Are you freaking kidding me?

Sorry boys...as much as you'd like to think that you have bones in your balls - you don't.

Ruptured...yes. Crushed, swollen, bruised, swiftly kicked? Yes.

Fracture? Absofuckinglutely not.

Fractures happen to bones. I promise. Any definition you find of the word "fracture" will tell you that. Google it...type in "define: fracture" without the quotes.

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